Ok, so maybe technicaly 2 words? But they FIT! And it only took a whopping 3 months! There is only one problem. Being that these jeans are of the "low rise" kind, which used to be cute, they rub all over my c-section scar :( Which means, no wearable jeans yet. But I can still celebrate can't I? Now if only I could muster up the energy to get to the gym a little more often. But seriously, wouldn't you rather play with this instead?